For those of us who care, today is San Jacinto Day. The Chron E-Board cares because they have a San Jacinto Day take today so go pick up your Chron and check it out. Just to remind you, it was 181 years ago today.

Commentary has mentioned before that growing up in Baytown in the 1950s and 1960s, you kind of were reminded regularly of your Texas history and San Jacinto battle significance.   It is kind of fitting that Chron.com today has a photo essay of sorts of Baytown history. The photos I can relate to are the oak tree on Texas Avenue, riding down Texas Avenue, the Jack In The Box, which was our first fast food joint, and the old Baytown Tunnel. Pretty cool. Here is the essay:   http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/bayarea/article/A-photographic-history-of-Baytown-11078843.php.

And on this San Jacinto Day, some of us celebrate the latest federal court ruling where the Texas Legislature violated the voting rights of its African American and Latino citizens in the 2011 redistricting. Thanks, Texas and have a happy San Jacinto Day, 181 years and you are still screwing over folks, be proud!

This former MLBer played 15 years in the bigs including 10 seasons as a ‘Stro. He is no longer with us and was born 54 years ago today. Who am I talking about?

It is good to see my good friend and client State Rep. Carol Alvarado become a player in the higher education debate in Texas. Here is from the Texas Tribune:

There might be no more dangerous place for a university official this year than a Texas Capitol committee room.

On several occasions in recent months, a chancellor, university president or regent has sat down at a hearing and been chewed out by lawmakers who were frustrated about rising tuition rates, expensive land purchases or new programs being pursued against the wishes of elected officials.

But left out of those complaints about schools run amok has been a key detail about how that happened in the first place: Just a few years earlier, the Legislature willingly gave Texas universities more freedom.

In 2003, lawmakers opted to give schools full control of their tuition — a move that has been frequently discussed and often lamented in recent years. Ten years later, they made a less prominent but still important decision to defang the state agency that had overseen the universities.

The Texas Higher Education Coordinating Board had the power to block schools from taking on expensive new construction projects, or force them to get rid of degree programs that the board found wasteful. The Legislature erased those powers in 2013, essentially shifting the board’s role from a regulatory agency to a collaborator and data collector.

The idea was that university leaders — and their governing boards of regents — were in the best position to know what’s best for their students and institutions.

Now, lawmakers are having second thoughts. A series of bills are making their way through the Legislature that would restore some of the coordinating board’s power — or create new powers the board never previously held.

“There have been some situations arise that made us question” those past decisions, said Rep. Carol Alvarado, D-Houston, during a recent hearing on one such bill. “We are trying to strike a balance. How do we have some measures in place, some oversight, making sure we are not misusing state money?”

Here is the entire Trib piece:  https://www.texastribune.org/2017/04/21/lawmakers-want-rein-texas-universities-theyre-who-set-schools-free/.

This is going to get interesting. Hang in there, Carol!

Ken Caminiti of course was born 54 years ago today and he left us way too early.

We are 11-5 and still have three game lead and are in St. Pete for three.


Anna’s Message

Finally! A very bad person is no longer on TV – for now. Finally, it caught up to him. Bye, bye Bill O’Reilly. You are very bad person. Your sorry arse will not be missed!

Commentary tries to stay out of the debate on bike riding in H-Town. I will say this. The other day I was pulling out of the Kroger parking lot and some bicyclist nearly plowed into my ride. I didn’t see him because he was riding on the sidewalk and he had the nerve to yell at me.   He was a full-fledged adult riding on the sidewalk! What is he doing zooming down the sidewalk?

In the Chron’s community supplement yesterday, there is an article on the Critical Mass folks. Here is the article: http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/heights/article/As-tensions-rise-with-drivers-cyclists-ask-for-11081412.php.

These fellas just plow through red lights and stop signs by the hundreds. What is up with that? What is the point? That isn’t right if you ask Commentary.

And in our 15th game last night, Josh Reddick racked up the team’s first triple. How many three baggers did we have last season?

Hey HISD voters! We can start voting early in person next Monday on the HISD Proposition 1. My good friend HISD Trustee Anna Eastman is working hard for passage of the proposition. Here is the note she sent to her friends yesterday:

Dear friends,

I am writing a personal note regarding HISD’s upcoming May 6 special election on Proposition 1. I am personally urging you to vote FOR Proposition 1. Simply, HISD is required by state law to pay into the Robin Hood system because of our property wealth. We can either write a check through “purchasing attendance credits” – FOR or have our most valuable commercial properties detached. “Purchasing Credits” is achieved by writing the state a check. “Detachment” is achieved by attaching commercial properties (for taxing purposes) to another district. With “Detachment” we not only lose the money we would have written a check for, but also the revenue we use to pay our bond debts. When commercial property owners aren’t contributing to those debt payments, they fall on the homeowners left in the district. “Detachment” means more money out of our pockets for the same stuff, or less for the kids in our schools. Period. 

Please feel free to email me with questions or if you’d like a yard sign. You can read and forward the articles below for more detail. There is also a sample letter attached for you to send out to your networks. 

As always, thank you for your support,


Here is fact sheet Anna sent out:

RE: HISD Emergency Election

On May 6, HISD will hold an emergency election on Proposition 1 and we need everyone to vote ”YES”!

Why Are We Here

Under the statewide school funding law, commonly known as Robin Hood, HISD has been classified as a property-rich school district. Therefore, we as HISD voters must choose between recapture or detachment. Voting for Prop 1, recapture – will allow the school district to write a check to the Texas Education Agency to be used to equalize funding across the state. Voting against Prop 1 would put HISD into detachment, forcing the TEA to remove commercial property from HISD’s tax rolls and give the tax revenues from valuable business properties to another school district. Either way, under current law, HISD owes the obligation to the state. Voting “NO” does NOT mean that HISD gets to keep the money.

Because detachment is so severe and permanent, every school district faced with this decision has chosen to make recapture payments. 

We Cannot Afford to Lose

In November, voters angry over the $162 million due in recapture fees, voted overwhelmingly against Prop. 1. Since then, the HISD Board of Trustees has worked with state officials to reduce the recapture payment owed to $77 million and called for an emergency election on May 6th.  

The simple-truth.   Supporting Prop 1 keeps Houston ISD in control of our public schools and more importantly will give us the leverage needed to fix the broken school funding laws that have put us in this position.

Opposing Prop 1 takes control away from Houston voters and worse, gives billions of our business property to another school district. Detachment also costs HISD more, leaving our kids at severely underfunded schools while we pay higher property taxes.

Because the cost of detachment is so high and the damage done is so permanent, community and business leaders have joined a bipartisan group of our elected representatives to come together to support Prop 1.

We Need Your Help to Pass Prop 1

This fight is critical to our future and we need you on our team today!

You can do the following to help spread the word:

  1. Forward this email to your networks.
  2. Visit the website and sign up as a supporter.
  3. Use email and social media to get the word out with the videos provided.  
  4. Tell your family and friends to vote for Prop 1 on May 6th, or during Early Voting, which runs from April 24th through May 2nd.

Just do what Anna says and vote YES!

Commentary received a response yesterday on the Georgia Sixth Congressional District Special:

Spending over $10 million for a congressional race, in a district he didn’t live in, to come up short is hardly a victory. Are Anti-Trumpers going to spend an additional $5-$10 million for the run-off? What if he loses big? Are the Democrats going to spend $10+ million for every congressional race they think they might flip from Republicans? What if the Republicans focus on Dems who are in states Hillary abandoned, to poach a few from your side?—-R

Bring it on!

Last season, the ‘Stros had 29 three baggers of course.

We are 10-5 and have a three game lead. Not bad at all!



A top notch piece by the Chron’s Pulitzer Prize winning columnist Lisa Falkenberg on the Texas Tribune’s Jay Root here: http://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Here-s-to-a-journalist-who-kept-tabs-on-state-11082175.php.

Nice job, Lisa! Nice job, Jay!

Commentary mentioned the other day that the ‘Stros have not hit a triple yet. There are three other teams on the non-triple list. Name them, please!

Commentary will take 48.1% over 19.78% in an 18-person race with a 54,397 vote margin anytime so bring it on!

There is a new book out on the 2016 election titled “Shattered: Inside Hillary Clinton’s Doomed Campaign.” There were a number of articles that have been written about the book in recent days and if you are a Dem the book is sure to p__s you off. I plan on getting the book and I am sure it will p__s me off.

Here is from Amazon:

It was never supposed to be this close. And of course she was supposed to win. How Hillary Clinton lost the 2016 election to Donald Trump is the tragic story of a sure thing gone off the rails. For every Comey revelation or hindsight acknowledgment about the electorate, no explanation of defeat can begin with anything other than the core problem of Hillary’s campaign–the candidate herself. Through deep access to insiders from the top to the bottom of the campaign, political writers Jonathan Allen and Amie Parnes have reconstructed the key decisions and unseized opportunities, the well-intentioned misfires and the hidden thorns that turned a winnable contest into a devastating loss. Drawing on the authors’ deep knowledge of Hillary from their previous book, the acclaimed biography HRC, Shattered will offer an object lesson in how Hillary herself made victory an uphill battle, how her difficulty articulating a vision irreparably hobbled her impact with voters, and how the campaign failed to internalize the lessons of populist fury from the hard-fought primary against Bernie Sanders. Moving blow-by-blow from the campaign’s difficult birth through the bewildering terror of election night, Shattered tells an unforgettable story with urgent lessons both political and personal, filled with revelations that will change the way readers understand just what happened to America on November 8, 2016.

B’More, the Nationals, and the Royals are also on the no triples list of course.

Albert Pujols did it to us again last night.

Pretty Simple

What happened at the Astrodome 51 years ago today?

Let’s hope Dem voters show up in record breaking numbers today in Georgia.

It is pretty simple if you ask Commentary and of course, they are not going to ask Commentary. I am talking about building a new multi-service center in Sunnyside on the site of a former landfill. The folks don’t want it there because of contamination. If the Sunnyside folks don’t want it there, why shove it down their throats? It is a pretty simple call to me. What is the harm in going back to the drawing board?   Here is from the Chron:

Mayor Sylvester Turner faced an edgy crowd Monday night at the Sunnyside Multi-Service Center during a boisterous town hall about plans to move the facility and a city clinic to Sunnyside Park beside a former dump.

The defunct Bellfort Landfill sits on 300 acres bounded by Bellfort, Texas 288, Reed Road and Comal. Sunnyside Park is in the northwest corner of those boundaries. The existing multi-service center is less than two miles away on Cullen at Wilmington.

An increasingly vocal and organized opposition troubled about potential contamination at the proposed site has formed over the last few months, with community leaders airing their concerns at city council meetings. The red-and-white signs of that group were planted Monday evening along the perimeter of the center prior to the two-hour meeting attended by about 200 people.

Monday was the first time city officials visited the community to address the center upgrade with information from a current environmental assessment. The latest study was completed and released this month on Sunnyside Park. Prior assessments tested the landfill property in 2004 and 2010.

Here is the entire read: http://www.houstonchronicle.com/news/houston-texas/houston/article/Mayor-Turner-faces-edgy-crowd-over-plan-to-move-11079555.php.

I think folks know their community better than H-Town City Hall does. That’s a no-brainer.

Here is a response on the Bill King pension take I put out yesterday:

I’m not at all surprised that Mr. King, who still pursues a fantasy to be Houston’s first tea party mayor, did not include who signed the paychecks of those on his list of supporters. I smell stinky bias from big business and managers who have an aversion to public employees getting any benefits. What Mr. King proposes is to substitute a stable and guaranteed retirement for the common worker, for a plan that makes the worker’s retirement subject to the whims of the stock market and economy. It’s not surprising that the movement lords don’t care if the workers’ pensions are wiped out. Why should they? They will have theirs, no matter what. And, to them, that is ALL that matters.

From TB

Jay Root and the Trib put out great investigative reporting on TABC that now has some heads rolling. State government failed us again. Always remember that state government has been led by the GOP for over the past two decades. It is their corruption.

Texas Monthly has a great take on the ‘Stros season to date. Here it is:

Prepared For Takeoff

The Houston Astros won their fifth-straight game on Monday, propelling the team to a 9-4 record to start the 2017 season, tying the mark for the best start in franchise history, according to the Houston Chronicle. Pretty much everything is clicking for the Astros right now. As of Tuesday, they’re tied for the best record in baseball among teams that have also played thirteen games (the Orioles, 8-3, are the only team with a better winning percentage, but they’ve played two fewer games). They’re currently sitting atop ESPN’s MLB power rankings. They’re among the American League leaders in team batting average, ERA, and strikeouts, led by Jose Altuve (.320 average) and a resurgent Dallas Keuchel, who is 2-0 with a sparkling 0.86 ERA through 21 innings. To top it off, some of Houston’s bigger bats haven’t really gotten going yet—star shortstop Carlos Correa is hitting just .234 and Cuban third baseman Yuli Gurriel is hitting .243—so you know better days are on the horizon for that lineup. It’s only the second week of the season, but it seems like the Astros might finally be able to put it all together this year.

51 years ago today, at the Astrodome, the ‘Stros and the Dodger played the first game ever on Astro-Turf of course.

Only 23,501 showed up last night at The Yard. We can do better.


Through two weeks, there have been around 60 triples hit in MLB thus far this season so, how many of the 60 have the ‘Stros hit?

Bill King sent out an email on pension reform this past Friday and here is his take:

150 Financial Professionals & Executives Ask Legislature to Include Defined Contribution Plans for New City Employees

In the last few days we have heard more of the same old tired, debunked rhetoric from the Turner administration that the City cannot make the transition to defined contribution plans from the defined benefits plans that have driven it into insolvency.

Well, 150 of Houston’s top financial professionals and executives disagree.  They recently sent a letter to the Legislature asking it to include moving all new employees to defined contribution plans. [Click here to read letter.] *

These individuals represent some of the finest financial minds in our City.  The educational pedigrees include advanced degrees from universities such as Rice, Stanford, Harvard and Wharton, to name a few.  Combined they have over 4,000 years of financial experience in some of Houston’s leading financial institutions and professional practices.

It should be noted that their letter acknowledges that Turner’s plans represents a significant incremental improvement in the overall pension quagmire.  But they also conclude it does not go far enough in two critical regards.  First, they believe that all new employees should only be offered defined contributions plans and that the voters should approve the issuance of any pension bonds to provide a check on the imprudent use of those risky financial instruments.  These are hardly radical ideas.

The Turner administration has tried to make the case to the business community that his plan’s “corridor” eliminates the need to begin phasing out of the defined benefit systems.  But there are several reasons to be skeptical about the efficacy of the corridor.  First and foremost, it is hideously complex and its provisions are ambiguous.  In my experience, complexity and ambiguity normally leads to litigation.  But the truth is that no one knows how it might work because it has never been tried before. 

But even if the plan works as advertised, its basic enforcement mechanism is to increase employee contributions if the plans do not make the new investment goal of 7% annually.  Even a small miss on the investment goal would subject the City employees to crippling contribution increases that could not possibly be enforced. 

To make matters worse, the fire fighters pension board’s attorney has opined that the corridor is unconstitutional and vowed to immediately file suit if it is enacted.  So it seems inevitable that we will be tied up in litigation for years, which will also mean that the bonds used to secure the benefit reductions will be as well.

Because of all of this complexity and uncertainty surrounding the corridor it is completely reasonable to provide for a back-up plan to control costs in the future, one that we know works.  And that back-up is to begin moving new employees to defined contribution plans.  We know that plan will ultimately work because the private sector has proved it works.

During the Senate negotiations on Turner’s plan, it was suggested that a “trigger” mechanism be added to force the conversion to defined contribution plans if the corridor did not work.  The suggestion was that if any of the plans fell below a 65% funding rate (a dangerously low level by anyone’s standard) new employees would automatically be put in defined contribution plans.  It was a reasonable compromise, but the Turner administration rejected it out of hand.

This should make everyone even more suspicious of the efficacy of the corridor.  If Turner is worried that the corridor will not even maintain a 65% funded ratio for the plans, he obviously has serious doubts it will work as he has claimed.

Everyone agrees that we need to deal with the Houston pension crisis in this session and not wait until 2019 to try again.  But Turner’s “it is my plan or nothing,” is a false dilemma.  There is no reason that his plan cannot be supplemented to add something we know works.

The Legislature should adopt Turner’s plan but (i) remove the fire fighters from the corridor to reduce the litigation risk, (ii) add a provision to phase out the old defined benefit plans with defined contribution plans for new employees, (iii) require voter approval on any new pension bonds and (iv) exempt older employees with lower benefits from the COLA elimination.  That would be real pension reform we could count on.

Then Kris Banks sent this out soon after:

Kris Banks‏@KrisBanks Apr 14

Bill King spent 4 months trying to get 300 people to sign his letter against the Mayor’s pension plan. He got less than half that #txlege

I get that for sure. But it is still less than half which is more than nothing.

Now the Trib has a piece on pensions today and here is a part:

Bill King, who opposed Turner in the 2015 Houston mayoral race, is among that group of Houston leaders at odds with Turner on this issue. They also want any pension fix to require that future employees be given defined contribution plans akin to 401ks instead of defined benefit plans like pensions.

King said pensions are throwbacks to a time when interest rates were higher and life expectancy was shorter. He said there are too many variables for any pension entity to accurately know how much money it’s going to need now to pay retirement benefits for the next four or five decades.

“That model just doesn’t work anymore,” King said. “The private sector figured that out two, three decades ago and got out of it.”

Here is the entire piece: https://www.texastribune.org/2017/04/17/spin-debates-escalating-dallas-houston-pension-woes-fester/.

Like I said, stay tuned!

Of the 60 or so triples hit in MLB thus far, zero belong to the ‘Stros hitters of course.

We start a four game homie with the Angels this evening as we hold a two and half game lead in the AL West.


The Missing Ted Flyers

I’m skipping the MLB question today and instead asking what do Anna, Eleanor, Julia, Lucy, Martha, Michelle, Pam, Penny, Rita and Sadie have in common? Way too easy!

How many of you have seen those “Missing Senator” flyers with Sen. Ted Cruz’s mug that are slapped on utility poles throughout H-Town? They are funny if you ask me.

The Chron has a story about them but the story is not in the front section or City/State section. It’s on the front page of the Star Living (entertainment/style) section. What is up with that? Sen. Cruz is now entertaining us.   What a joke for sure! Here is from the article:

“When people see them, either they think, ‘Ha, that’s witty,’ or ‘Ha, stupid snowflakes,’ or ‘Ha, let me go to this website and see what the deal is,’ ” said Nisha Randle, a member of Pantsuit Republic.

“As soon as you see ‘Missing,’ you stop and you try to figure out what’s missing,” she said. “And that’s what draws everybody to it. They’re like, ‘Wait. That’s not a cat. That’s Ted Cruz.’ And then they start to read the poster, and they’re like, ‘Oh, snap. Yeah, Ted Cruz is missing.’ ”

In addition to publicly shaming Cruz, the flyers also publicize a “Ted Cruz Is Missing Town Hall.” Now scheduled for Saturday at Texas Southern University, it will, in theory, operate like any other senator’s town hall – except that it’s unlikely that Cruz will be there. Anticipating this, organizers have assembled a panel of experts to answer constituent questions.

“We’re throwing pebbles,” says Daniel Cohen, chairman of Indivisible’s Houston branch. “But you throw enough pebbles and you have an impact. It’s taken thousands of us, but it’s working. And it’s a pretty phenomenal thing going on.”

Here is the entire article: http://www.houstonchronicle.com/life/article/Ted-Cruz-once-the-beneficiary-of-Tea-Party-11070993.php?cmpid=btfpm.

Let me just say that the posters just add to the narrative that the fella is arrogant and aloof and doesn’t feel a need to have very much contact with his constituents. It also makes him look like a political chicken of sorts for refusing to hold town hall style meetings.

More folks in Texas dislike him than like him so the flyers don’t help him out so that is a good thing. Most folks in DC don’t like him either.   I guess he has to know that he is a very dislikeable fella so he thinks he is better off ducking us. Hats off to the folks who came up with the flyer idea.

Jeffrey Lord is an arsehole pure and simple. Yesterday, he compared Donald Trump to Martin Luther King, Jr. There is nothing to say other than from the line from a story on the internet yesterday:

“Don’t be upset with Jeffrey Lord, who is a proven imbecile. Be angry with CNN for casting him in that role,” wrote Marlow Stern senior entertainment editor at the Daily Beast.

Weasels and worms have way more class than this fella.

A trustee of the Houston Community College referred to Asian Americans as “orientals” and says she didn’t know the term was offensive. Huh?

In a Channel 13 news story, Rogene Calvert, who is a board member for the Organization of Community Advocates, OCA, formerly the Organization of Chinese Americans, called HCC Trustee Dr. Carolyn Evans-Shabaaz’s use of the term “oriental” “dated and reflective of a lack of basic knowledge of today’s Asian-American community. It’s a term that we regard as being very negative.”

Here is the entire Channel 13 story: http://abc13.com/news/hcc-board-member-under-fire-for-post-on-united-passenger/1870642/

I wonder where Evans-Shabaaz has been the last few decades? This is wrong and ignorant.

I told my parents I would come by on Good Friday and prepare them seafood meals on this day. My Mom said not to worry because older folks were exempt from fasting on Good Friday so they could eat anything they want.   Huh!

I checked it out and here is from CatholicCulture.org:

1) Abstinence on all the Fridays of Lent, and on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday.

  • No meat may be eaten on days of abstinence.
  • Catholics 14 years and older are bound to abstain from meat. Invalids, pregnant and nursing mothers are exempt.

2) Fast on Ash Wednesday and Good Friday.

  • Fasting means having only one full meal to maintain one’s strength. Two smaller, meatless and penitential meals are permitted according to one’s needs, but they should not together equal the one full meal. Eating solid foods between meals is not permitted.
  • Catholics from age 18 through age 59 are bound to fast. Again, invalids, pregnant and nursing mothers are exempt.

Mom was right – again.

Anna, Eleanor, Julia, Lucy, Martha, Michelle, Pam, Penny, Rita and Sadie can all be found in the titles of Beatles tunes of course. I told you it was easy.

We have three in Oakland this weekend.

Have a Good Friday and Happy Easter!


We were down 5 zip last night and ended up winning 10-5. When was the last time we came back after being behind by 5 or more runs?

For the most part, PaperCity is a monthly magazine for and about H-Town’s rich folks – most of them white, for the most part. Its advertisers are of the high-end variety. I don’t have a problem with that. When Anthony Bourdain came to H-Town a few months ago to film his “Parts Unknown” show which runs on CNN, he didn’t feature any of the hot spots frequented by the PaperCity crowd, you know, the fancy eateries with the high profile chefs.

New Yorker recently had a lengthy feature on Bourdain and in the piece had a brief mention of the H-Town visit in which Bourdain, a white guy, said he didn’t want to include “white people” in the H-Town shoot. A white guy who doesn’t want to include white people on his show is not offensive to Commentary who is of the Latino persuasion.

I guess that didn’t sit well with a PaperCity writer who put this out recently:

From PaperCity:

Anthony Bourdain received plenty of love for the unconventional Houston episode of his popular CNN TV series Parts Unknown. The episode’s diversity was particularly praised. It turns out the bad boy chef turned travel savant achieved that with one simple edict.

“No white people,” Bourdain told producers about his vision for highlighting Houston according to a recent New Yorker magazine profile.

As PaperCity’s own Jailyn Marcel pointed out when the Houston Parts Unknown first aired, none of the city’s celebrity chefs even sniffed a bit of air time. It turns out most of them never had a chance to get on. Foodie power players such as Chris Shepherd, Bryan Caswell and Ronnie Killen were out from the moment Bourdain issued his “no white people” command.

It’s hard to argue with the results (though when it comes to race, someone is always going to object). Bourdain’s Houston show is one of the most critically-acclaimed episodes of Parts Unknown ever. Bourdain tells the New Yorker that he wanted to look at Houston “as a Vietnamese and Central American and African and Indian place.”

There is little doubt Bourdain accomplished his mission — no matter his methods. The episode provided a fascinating look at the Houston that many of the residents populating all the mid-rises and high-rises popping up don’t even know.

Bourdain comes across as a fascinating, almost tortured artist in the beyond extensive New Yorker profile (it runs a full 13 pages in the magazine — the New Yorker scoffs at what other publications try to pass off as “long-form” journalism). The article opens with a riveting scene detailing the meeting between Bourdain and then-President Barack Obama at a barebones noodle shop in Vietnam — and gets into the dissolution of his marriage with Ottavia Busia. It also delves into some of Bourdain’s hilarious chef feuds.

But some of the most interesting stuff is how determined Anthony Bourdain is to not do what’s expected on his ever-evolving TV show. Sometimes that requires issuing a “no white people” decree.

Here is the H-Town mention from the very lengthy New Yorker piece on Bourdain

At this point, Éric Ripert observed, Bourdain’s show has “done the entire planet already!” Now, Bourdain says, the pleasure of making “Parts Unknown” lies in revisiting places to see how they’ve changed—Cuba five years ago is a different country from Cuba today—or in returning to a place with a fresh perspective. For a recent episode on Houston, Bourdain decided that he wanted “no white people,” and provided instead a look at the city “as a Vietnamese and Central American and African and Indian place.” Chris Collins suggested to me that the perpetual discontinuity of Bourdain’s life may have assumed a continuity of its own, as if jet lag were his natural condition. “I’ve often thought, How would he ever go on without the show?” Lydia Tenaglia said. “It is such an inextricable part of him—who is Tony, apart from this?”

Here is the entire New Yorker feature on Bourdain:


I guess the PaperCiity take didn’t sit well with Bourdain. Here is from the Chron:

Last summer author, TV personality, and world traveler Anthony Bourdain came to Houston in search of the best culture and food that the city could offer.

While he was shooting footage for an episode of CNN’s “Anthony Bourdain: Parts Unknown,” he discovered the city to be a very gritty, multicultural and tasty place. When it aired in October 2016 the episode was just as much a revelation to natives as it was to outsiders. 

Flash forward six months later and PaperCity writer Chris Baldwin finally decides to pan it for not including enough white chefs. 

Houstonia’s Katherine Shilcutt first noticed Baldwin’s blog post and wrote her own response on Tuesday evening. 

She was confused, like many people, as to why it took so long for Baldwin to get his blood up about the six-month-old episode, not to mention at a loss as to what exactly he was offended by. Baldwin pointed to a recent New Yorker piece in which it was revealed that Bourdain wanted “no white people” in his Houston episode. 

Bourdain responded to the story directly on Twitter. 

“This is some shameful, dishonest race-baiting click bait. All involved should take a hard look in the mirror,” wrote Bourdain, linking to the PaperCity piece himself. 

Here is the entire Chron piece:


Much ado about nothing if you ask Commentary. It is funny though. So what if the PaperCity crowd didn’t get a Bourdain shout out. It is not the end of the world.

Commentary has said it before. Donald Trump played his voters for the suckers they are. See these tweets from yesterday:

Manu Raju‏Verified account@mkraju 40m40 minutes ago

Trump today shifted positions on Ex/Im Bank, Yellen, China currency manipulation, and NATO being “obsolete.”

Pulitzer Non-Winner Retweeted

Ryan Teague Beckwith‏Verified account@ryanbeckwith 3h3 hours ago

In a single day, White House reverses on: • Janet Yellen • Ex-Im Bank • China • NATO • Federal debt • Hiring freeze

I think that Steve Bannon fella is losing the battles. Bannon got played too. What a sucker.

When writing about MLB, Commentary never mentions the name of the Cleveland team.  I don’t even refer to them with the “T” word.  It is my way of protesting the caricature logo of the Chief Wahoo fella. You know what I am talking about. So, it was good to see that MLB is taking steps to bury the Chief once and for all. Here is from a Sporting News story:

The Chief Wahoo logo was prominently displayed at the Cleveland Indians’ home opener Tuesday, but that might not be the case in the near future.

MLB commissioner Rob Manfred is increasing the pressure on the team to abandon the caricature, The New York Times reported, and there are signs of progress on that front.

While the logo remained on the caps and uniform sleeves of Indians players Tuesday night, the Times noted it was not evident anywhere else around Progressive Field. While the uniforms remain the most visible use of the logo, an MLB spokesman said Manfred has made it clear to the team he wants the Indians to “transition” away from the logo.

“We have specific steps in an identified process and are making progress,’’ spokesman Pat Courtney told the Times in a statement. “We are confident that a positive resolution will be reached that will be good for the game and the club.’’

Native American groups and others have advocated for the elimination of the logo for years, saying the caricature of a smiling Indian is offensive. While the team has used it less in recent years, Indians senior vice president for public affairs Bob DiBiasio said there is still a balance to be struck between the two sides.

“We certainly understand the sensitivities of the logo, those who find it insensitive and also those fans who have a longstanding attachment to its place in the history of the team,” DiBiasio told the Times.

Now that sound like a very dumbarse thing to say. If you “certainly understand the sensitivities of the logo, those who find it insensitive” then get rid of it. That’s an easy call. For those “fans who have a longstanding attachment”, give them a free hot dog with the works and a beverage of their choice, and heck, throw in some peanuts, double heck, also throw in some roasted grasshoppers if they want.

Speaking of, here is more on the toasted grasshoppers:

According to Forbes, sales of toasted grasshoppers, served up by Seattle-area Mexican restaurant Poquitos, were brisk at Monday’s home opener.

In Mexico the dish is called “chapulines” and has been available here in Houston for years at award-winning eatery Hugo’s as an appetizer next to the salsa and guacamole. 

The candy booth at RodeoHouston has also been selling ranch-flavored grasshoppers for years now.

Over 300 orders were sold at Safeco during Monday’s opening day game, according to the Mariners, which amounts to about 13 pounds of bugs. They can be served up as a stand-alone side or inside tacos for $4. The lines at Safeco for grasshoppers were longer than lines for hot dogs and beer and they were sold out by the end of Monday’s game. 

Root Sports field reporter Julia Morales took it upon herself to try out the delicacy on Tuesday night during coverage of the Astros-Mariners night game, which the good guys won 7-5.

During the sixth inning Morales tried a few of the protein-rich bugs but reported that the taste wasn’t so great. 

Forbes reporter Maury Brown said that the grasshoppers were “salty, with a good kick of Cayenne pepper and chili lime salt” and that they go well with beer or tequila.

And we all thought that weird mashed potato and chicken popper waffle cone at Minute Maid Park was wacky.

On May 15, 2008, the ‘Stros fell behind the Giants 6 zip at AT&T and came back to win 8-7 of course.

It looks like our bats are coming alive – it looks that way and we have the day off.